Casinos of the world...Achtung!!

If anyone has the bright idea if telling me that the fucking game "video poker" is poker in any sense...I will pull their eyeballs right out of their sockets.

God knows how many times I've lost to those poor excuses for a pachinko machine, thinking that I was playing a one on one poker match with the computer (stupid monitor would never show me the computer's hand and I just kept banging the damn machine to give my money back).

I will one day purify the race of electronic gambling machines by providing a final solution (via flash memory) by converting all video poker machines to the full poker algorithm ideology and carbonizing all those that cannot be converted (or better...use their parts for scrap).

Heil Poker!!
Heil Poker!!